Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Good vs. Lucky

Ultimately, I'd like to be good and lucky.  But I'll settle for either.

A few months ago, I learned about a grant for artists in my area.  I talked to a few other folks about it and decided my chances were just not that good.  It probably wouldn't be worth the effort of putting together the application packet, which needed to be done, not in triplicate, but septuplicate!  But there were a few things about getting the grant which just seemed so appealing:  yes, the extra $ to help the project along, but also the validation from the artists' community and perhaps increased attention for the play... and bigger audiences...

So one day, I finally woke up on the right side of the bed and realized I was going to let them say "no" to me--I wasn't going to say it to myself.

And Friday, I got a response letter from the Toe River Arts Council* and they didn't say no either!  Between the Tackles and I are recipients of the Regional Artists Project Grant.

I liken submitting work and applying for grants to buying lottery tickets... and I recognize that there were many deserving artists who also applied.  This time, I got to be the lucky one.  (This is where a football star would take a knee and point to the heavens -- probably because his agent told him this would help public opinion of him and might land him some more endorsements.)

On a less-jaded note, I'm really excited to be a RAPG recipient and want to thank all of those who already believe in this project.  In fact, the grant application process has made me more aware of organizations and people who exist to support artists.  When I work on this play, it is a very solitary experience (except for all the times I call and email Steph and disrupt her day with questions like "Can I just call him The Traitor or do I need to actually come up with a name?  If so, what's a good name?"  These types of questions probably happen way too often for her to get her real-life work done.)  But back to my main point:  There are a whole group of people who devote their time and energy to helping us create our work and promote it.  What a gift.  I feel very lucky to have garnered their support.  I promise to work my tail off to make them proud.

A special "Thank You" to the women who wrote me letters of recommendation and encouraged me:  Katey Schultz and Mary Charbonnet.

* in collaboration with the Avery Arts Council, Madison Arts Council, the Asheville Area Arts Council and with support from the North Carolina Arts Council

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Half-Time & Western Carolina University

Over the writing weekend, I did reach the half-way mark.  Woo-hoo.  And while I didn't reach my page goal, I realized that I'd made those projections based upon a false memory.  I thought I'd remembered writing thirty pages on a writing weekend when I was working on An Uncivil Union... but I'd only written 25 and it was a 3-day weekend.  So, I need to reconcile myself with what I did get done.  Today, after adding 3.5 new pages, I reached page 50!  Ta-daaa.

So, the half-time tradition in the play is toasts.

Here's to the second-half writing itself!

Yesterday, I also got to "guest lecture" in novelist Pam Duncan's creative writing class.  They're about to start their playwriting segment, so she asked me in to give them some tips.  Being such a newbie, I tried not to come across as an expert, but just tried to share some things that worked for me.  Or didn't work.  I hope they found it as helpful as I found it fun.  They had good questions and I wish I could see what they come up with for their 10 minute collaboratively written plays.  Maybe they'll tape 'em and post 'em on YouTube.  Hint hint.

On the drive home, though, I kept thinking of all the things I forgot to mention.  So, here they are:
A Very Helpful Book 

#1 - The book I recommended is called Save the Cat because the author says that in every good film, usually within the first 2 minutes, there is a seemingly insignificant moment where the hero performs some random act of kindness for someone.  i.e. saving the cat stuck up the tree for a kid, returning a dropped $20 bill, holding the elevator door for someone,  helping an elderly person across a street  This "save the cat" moment aligns audiences with the main character, we just know he/she's a good person underneath whatever flaws come next.

#2 - for more 

#3 - there is a version of Nanowrimo for playwrights called Script Frenzy that happens each April.  Their website has a document already set up like plays should be formatted as a Word .doc that you can download.  Makes formatting much easier.  Scroll to bottom of this page:  

#4 - I have found that having a character on stage re-enact a story (or imitate another character) allows them to be over-dramatic and can be a quick gimmick to add a laugh. 

#5 - Unsolicited Advice:  There are going to be lots of people who tell you "no" in your writing life, just never say it to yourself.

Saturday, November 19, 2011


It's going slow.  Slow.  Slow.  I haven't hit the 20 page mark yet and it's Saturday night.  Sigh.

So, I turned on college football for inspiration, listening to the announcers, trying to pick up phrases:  dial up a perfect blitz, they were sitting on all the short routes, the best scrambling quarterback in the conference, suspended for a bar fight in late August, he's a game changer, excellent is 80%...  um, what?

But I still felt stuck, so I went down to the hotel restaurant (so I wouldn't waste time driving around) for some caffeine and something not too filling (so that I wouldn't get sleepy).  And lo and behold, what should I see?  But three guys at the bar, watching college football, talking to each other, and more importantly, yelling at the TV.  So, I started eavesdropping on them too:   they're gonna get their comeuppance, Get going! Go! Go! Go!,  somebody get open for him, that's a quarterback who just made mayonnaise outta, what? In all seriousness.  A guy said that.  No way I could make that up.
Regardless, it was enough to get me to back up here and keep typing.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

End of the 1st Quarter

as far as writing goes...

We are somewhere between 22 and 28 pages (depending on how Steph is doing with her scenes).  So, with an ending goal of around 90 pages, that puts us about 1/4 of the way done (with the first draft).  But this second quarter is going to have some big scoring opportunities.  And hopefully we'll see some big numbers put up this weekend since...

I'm taking a writing vacation.  No, this is not a writer's conference.  (Though there is one going on in Asheville this weekend.)  My "vacation" looks more like this:  Me, a hotel room (aka no familial/household distractions) and my laptop.  And my notecards, and outlines, and these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp.  That's all I need.  (Thank you, Steve Martin.)

The goal?  To more than double my page count. I'm just going to put this out there:  I'd like to be to page 60 by Sunday.  How will I do this?  The obvious answer:  butt in chair.  Yes.  But how do I keep myself there?   I set myself small, gentle goals... with harsh penalties.  No breakfast until 2 pages are written.  No lunch until another 10 are written... and so on and so-forth.  After the next 5 pages, 20 minutes of exercise.  No excuses.  No pedicure until 20 pages are written.  You get the picture:  threats and rewards.

Wish me luck, I'll be living in the play for the next 3 days.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

"100 Yards of Glory" by Bob Costas and others

As I was driving into town for my rec league volleyball game (which we won, even though we had to play with only four -- and yes, I'm so sore I can hardly move today) I heard an NPR interview with Bob Costas about his new book that just released November 8.  Fascinating stuff and timely too.  (Note to NPR:  I'd like to throw a illegal formation flag on your title -- the title of your piece should match matched the title of the book.  of/to)
Grammatical technicalities aside, I'm wondering if maybe Steph and I need to stop what we're doing and read this first...  HA!  No.  We just need to keep writing, of course.  (We're somewhere between 14 and 20 pages.)

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Thursday, November 3, 2011

Procrastination x 1000

Britt Kaufmann thinks she is a procrastinator? Well, she has never met anyone on the face of the planet who can procrastinate quite like I can! I am a master. If anyone needs a lesson on how to fine-tune this art, just let me know. I might not get back to you right away because of, you know, the procrastination, but eventually, at the last possible minute before whatever said deadline we are working under, I will get the job done in a terrific manner!

Just right now, I am procrastinating on not only one project, but several - some of which I have actually tried to finish, only to be tempted away by some shiny distraction, like rearranging my closet for winter or snuggling a beagle or both. I also have not yet taken down the Halloween decorations and replaced them with Thanksgiving ones, have not filled empty picture frames hung on the wall from last weekend, have not read the manual for a videocamera I received in August, have not finished a letter I wanted to send to a friend several months ago, have not mailed a wedding card for a ceremony held last month, and have not scrapbooked any trips taken in the last 5 or so years.

Britt got over her so-called procrastination in just about a day or so. That is fantastic. For her. I hope that by the middle of next week, I will have accomplished a pittance of what I should have accomplished in the past month. This will be considered a success in my book.

We all will have to later evaluate what Britt thinks about my progress. You can bet I will wait until...just the last second before I ask her opinion.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011


Maybe if I confess, I'll get motivated to actually do something productive.

I have spent a lot of time today with my butt in the chair, intending to write... but this is what I've actually accomplished:

  • 136 new words... and some of those words are just the characters' names
  • some math: i.e. if we average 2.5 pages a day, we'll be done by early December (goal)
  • web surfing... for additional movie quotes to slip into the dialog
  • blog updating... my own and this one
  • I even began sketching what I think the t-shirts should look like...
  • Oh.  I made a title page.
  • ... and the one that lists the characters...
  • ... and have decided to include them in my page count
Page Count:  10*

*includes title page, character page & well, one of those pages just has one line on it...